We live in a world where nothing seems impossible and with humans constantly trying to push the boundaries of space exploration, Dragons Dildo UK has decided to do our part by engaging in some black hole experimentation. As Captain Kirk once said: “To boldly go where no man has gone before!” and we have taken this on as our own personal mission.
At Dragons Dildo UK, we have created our alien dildo range to discover new frontiers and happily take you places you can only see through a sexual telescope…whatever that means… Whether your fantasy is being pursued by a horny Xenomorph or linking up with the locals on Pandora, there is nothing more exciting than exploring new worlds and hooking up with strange creatures.
Our range of alien dildos has been designed to answer some of the most important questions facing NASA scientists today. Questions like: “What colour are aliens’ cocks?” “Did ET have a big penis?” “Do Klingon dicks have the same bumps as their heads”
By answering these questions, we were able to carefully create each alien dildo in our collection to provide the ultimate in extraterrestrial ecstasy and give you a close encounter of a pleasurable kind.
There are many other planets out there, and if there truly is alien life out there, surely the aliens would come in all different shapes, sizes, widths and lengths. At Dragons Dildo UK, we have taken that into account and are here to provide the perfect alien dildo to match your mental picture of what little green men (or massive pink ones) might look like.
But how do we make our sex toys so realistic? We design and craft each alien dildo from 100% medical-grade silicone which enables us to accurately mould and shape all of our toys to look just like real alien penises (maybe). This medical-grade silicone feels incredible, looks great and will last you for billions of years if you take care of your alien dildo.
As these sex toys are typically greater in size than normal humans’ cocks (sorry earth men), even dragon cock dildos so the use of lubrication is recommended. Ideally, we hope you are able to use something native to these worlds and those not of Earth but if you are low on stock of Uranus lube, make sure you never use silicone-based lubricants. These can damage the surface of your alien dildo which will not only ruin its unique texture but will also create the perfect environment for bacteria.
Dragons Dildo offers a range of payment options so there is no excuse not to go on this adventure with us. Worried that the neighbours or your local teleport beam postal service will see what you’ve ordered? Well, ease your concerns as all of our products are discreetly packaged so nobody will know whether you have ordered a laser blaster or a giant alien’s cock! We provide free next-day shipping on all our items so order your new alien dildo today now and you’ll be seeing stars in no time.
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